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ADP Jade Serpent's Venom Monster Oral-Style Onahole OH-MO-033
She's the reptile-house fantasy you didn't admit you had: scaled jade-green coils, a snake embedded along the body, and a pair of red lips parted like she's already decided how this goes. The Jade Serpent isn't a gag prop — it's a closed-type wellness sleeve built around tight, grippy depth, the kind of thing you reach for when you want the encounter to feel like it has teeth. Bring it home, give it a name if you want, and stop pretending the bargain-bin onaholes were ever going to do this.
An RRP of $160 isn't fantasy markup — it's what this lands at once an importer stacks a margin on top of customs and the long boat ride from the factory. We cut the importer out, so you pay $79.99 — a clean 50% off — and it still ships to your door in a plain box with a customs form that reads "gift," backed by a 100-day return window if the Serpent and you don't click. Skip the middleman, not the silky liquid-silicone TPE texture.
| Detail | Spec (US first · metric) |
|---|---|
| Length | 6.1 in (15 cm) |
| Diameter | 2.4 in (6 cm) |
| Material | Liquid Silicone TPE |
| Type | Closed-type oral-style wellness sleeve |
| Color / design | Jade green, scaly serpentine body with embedded snake and red lips |
| Internal texture | Deep crevices with tight holes, winding curves for grip |
| Waterproof | Yes — fully washable |
| Lube compatibility | Water-based lube ✓ |
| Not great with | Silicone lube on TPE/silicone (degrades the surface); never the dishwasher |
| Discreet shipping | Plain outer box, no art, no branding; customs form reads gift |
| SKU | OH-MO-033 |
If the Jade Serpent doesn't live up to the fantasy, send it back within 100 days for a refund — no interrogation, no guilt trip. We stand behind every piece we ship, in a plain box, every time. We've been doing this since 2008.
The Jade Serpent is currently out of stock. She's a recurring favorite, so restocks happen — add yourself to the back-in-stock alert on this page and you'll be first in line when she slithers back. No charge until she ships.
Very. It ships in a plain outer box with no art and no branding anywhere on the outside, and the customs form reads "gift." Nobody handling the parcel — courier, neighbor, roommate — learns what's inside.
Handling is 1-2 business days, then 7-14 days standard shipping to the US and most countries. Express delivery (≤7 days) is available at checkout if you'd rather not wait.
Water-based lube only. Silicone lube reacts with TPE and silicone surfaces and will degrade the Serpent's feel over time — stick to water-based and she'll stay smooth for the long haul.
Rinse with warm water and a mild, fragrance-free soap after each use, then air-dry fully before storing. It's fully waterproof, so a thorough rinse is easy — just never put it in the dishwasher.
It's made from liquid silicone TPE, which is soft, stretchy, and far closer to lifelike than the rigid budget sleeves. A quick rinse before first use clears any factory scent; after that it's just texture and grip.
You've got 100 days to decide. If the Jade Serpent isn't for you, send it back for a refund — no questions, no hoops. That's the no-risk part of the deal.
Deep crevices and tight holes wrapped around winding inner curves, with those huge red lips at the entrance for an oral-style start. It grips rather than glides — that's the whole point of the Serpent.
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