ADP · entry-level cleaner 300 ml (10.14 fl oz) per pump 100-day no-questions returns Discreet plain-box shipping Free worldwide shipping over $99
Your waifu deserves a proper cooldown. The Squirt Blaster is the 300 ml manual pump that turns “rinse her under the tap and hope” into “actually clean the canal.” 360° nozzle, 9 water holes, three swappable tips. Made for the buyer who spent $179 on an onahole and would prefer it not become a $179 mistake by month three. Also works for body cleansing and injection play, if that's the room you're in.
Why the cleaner is not optional (a quick reality check)
You bought a Magic Eyes onahole. Maybe two. Possibly the 1400 g Pure Bride. Congratulations on the build. Here's the part nobody talks about: TPE doesn't fail from use — it fails from moisture and lube residue trapped in a canal you can't reach with a paper towel. Rinsing under the tap gets the first 2 cm. The Squirt Blaster pushes 300 ml of warm water through the whole canal in one squeeze, exits through 9 holes at every angle, and actually flushes the parts that go bad first. Skip this and your $179 onahole has a half-life of 3 months. Use this and she lasts 2–3 years easy. The math is not subtle.
Why $19.99 not $40 (and why a soap bottle is not a substitute)
You can squeeze water through with a kitchen squeeze bottle. You can use hand soap. You can also drive without a seatbelt. The reasons this exists: (1) the 360° nozzle hits angles a straight bottle cannot, (2) the 9-hole spray covers the canal walls in one stroke instead of dribbling down the middle, (3) the 300 ml volume is exactly one full flush per session — no refilling mid-rinse, (4) hand soap pH degrades TPE, the same way silicone lube does. The Squirt Blaster is $19.99 at 50% off because it's the entry-level tool — and frankly the cheapest insurance policy in your drawer.
Standalone or the full ritual — pick your kit
Squirt Blaster Standalone (this page)
The "I just need the pump" pick
$19.99 · 300 ml manual pump · 360° 9-hole nozzle · 3 swappable tips + cover · BPA-free plastic. Perfect if you already own a cleaner solution and a drying stick. Cleans onahole, body, injection play. The minimum viable hygiene loadout.
3-in-1 Assassin Set (OH-OT-135)
The "full ritual, end-to-end" pick
Squirt Blaster + 3-in-1 Cleaner solution + Drying Stick — the complete care kit. Rinse, clean, dry, store. The Drying Stick is the single most underrated tool in the category — it's what kills the moisture that kills the TPE. Buy this if you own a $100+ onahole. It pays for itself the first month.
Both make sense. Most buyers start here with the pump and come back for the full set when the first onahole starts smelling weird at month four. Save yourself the second trip — upgrade at checkout.
What the Squirt Blaster actually does
- 300 ml (10.14 fl oz) manual pump — one squeeze flushes the canal. No motor, no battery, no charging cable to lose. Works in any sink.
- 360° angle nozzle with 9 water holes — sprays in every direction at once. Hits the chamber, the swirl canal, and the entrance in one pass.
- 3 swappable nozzle tips + cover — small, medium, and angled. Use the smallest for tight canals, the angled for chamber-style sculpts, the largest for body cleansing.
- BPA-free plastic build — dishwasher-safe on top rack. The pump itself never touches your TPE; only water does.
- Dual-purpose — onahole cleaning is the main job, but the same kit works for body cleansing and injection play. We don't ask. We just sell the tool.
Spec sheet (the un-sexy but important page)
| Detail |
Spec |
| Brand |
ADP — entry-level cleaning line |
| Volume |
300 ml (10.14 fl oz) max capacity |
| Dimensions |
7.5 in × 2.4 in × 2.4 in (190 mm × 60 mm × 60 mm) |
| Weight |
4.06 oz (115 g) — yes, it's a hand pump, not a brick |
| Includes |
1× pump body · 1× tube · 3× nozzle tips · 1× nozzle cover |
| Material |
BPA-free plastic — food-grade pump, body-safe tips |
| Use cases |
Onahole cleaning · body cleansing · injection play |
| Operation |
Manual pump — no battery, no charging, no electronics |
| Care |
Rinse pump with warm water after each use · air-dry the tube · top-rack dishwasher OK |
| Compatible with |
All onahole sizes — from pocket-pussy to 1400 g bride builds |
| Country of origin |
Imported by ADP |
| SKU |
OH-OT-100 |
What's in the box
- 1× Squirt Blaster pump body (300 ml / 10.14 fl oz)
- 1× silicone tube — connects pump to nozzle
- 3× swappable nozzle tips — small, medium, angled
- 1× nozzle cover — keeps tips clean between sessions
- Plain outer shipping box — no anime art, no brand markings, customs form reads "household goods"
- Care card from ADP — cleaning, drying, storage tips and the “yes you can put it in the dishwasher” reminder
Use it in 3 steps
- Fill with warm water. Lukewarm — body temperature. Not boiling (warps the plastic), not cold (does nothing for lube residue). Pick a nozzle: angled for chamber-style sculpts, small for tight canals, large for body cleansing.
- Insert and squeeze. One full pump = one full flush. The 360° spray hits every wall at once. Repeat 2–3 times for a thorough session, more if you used a lot of lube. For body cleansing, same drill — your call on volume.
- Dry the onahole, rinse the pump, store both. Air-dry the onahole canal (a drying stick from the OH-OT-135 set helps here). Rinse the pump with clean warm water, shake out the tube, store the nozzle in the cover. Whole ritual is 4 minutes. Your $179 onahole now lives 2–3 years instead of 3 months.
Made for
- Owners of $100+ onaholes who'd prefer not to turn them into $100+ mistakes by month three
- Beginners who just bought their first onahole and have no idea what cleaning tools they actually need
- Anyone who has tried to “rinse it under the tap” and noticed the canal still smells weird after
- Buyers who want body cleansing or injection play in the same tool (yes, it works for both — we don't lecture)
- Otaku who live with parents, roommates, or partners and need plain-box discreet shipping to be non-negotiable
100-Day No-Questions Guarantee
Open the box. Try the pump. If it doesn't work, leaks, the nozzles don't fit, or you just decide you'd rather have the full 3-in-1 Assassin set instead — full refund within 100 days. Used or unused. No “but did you use it on what” interrogation. Plain-box return label, same as the outbound. We've been doing this since 2008 because the only sustainable business model in this category is treating buyers like adults. The cleaner is the entry-level tool. The decision to buy it should not be the hardest part of your week.
FAQ — the questions you almost asked
Do I really need a dedicated onahole cleaner? Can't I just rinse it under the tap?
You can rinse under the tap. You cannot clean under the tap. Tap water dribbles down the middle and hits the first 2 cm. The Squirt Blaster pushes 300 ml through the entire canal at 360° in one squeeze — hits the chamber, the swirl, the walls, the exit hole. The thing that kills onaholes is lube and moisture residue trapped where you can't reach. This reaches.
Can I use hand soap or shampoo instead?
Please don't. Hand soap has a pH that degrades TPE — same chemistry as silicone lube, same outcome. Your $179 onahole turns into a $179 mistake. Use warm water with the Squirt Blaster, or step up to the 3-in-1 Assassin set (OH-OT-135) which includes a TPE-safe cleaner solution formulated for this exact use. Cheaper than replacing the onahole.
How often should I clean it?
After every single use. Even if you “barely used it.” Even if you didn't use lube. Even if it was 30 seconds. Moisture is the killer, not use. Five minutes of rinsing after each session adds 2–3 years to the lifespan. Skip it and you're back here in 4 months buying a replacement onahole instead of a $19.99 cleaner. The math is not subtle.
Does it work with all onahole sizes?
Yes. The three nozzle tips cover everything from pocket-sized sleeves to 1400 g Magic Eyes Pure Bride builds. Use the small tip for tight canals, the medium for standard sculpts, the angled tip for chamber-style internal designs. The 300 ml volume is enough for one full flush of even the largest onahole on the market.
Is the shipping really discreet?
Very. Plain brown outer box, no anime art, no brand logo, return address is an LLC name with no obvious link to ADP. Customs form on international orders reads “household goods” or similar generic descriptor. We've been shipping this stuff to people who live with parents, roommates, and partners since 2008. The box does not say “onahole cleaner” on it. Nothing does.
Can I use it for body cleansing or injection play?
Yes — that's why three nozzle tips ship with it. The 360° spray and the manual pump action work fine for personal cleansing and injection play. BPA-free, body-safe plastic throughout. We don't ask which use case applies. We sell the tool, you decide.
What water temperature should I use?
Lukewarm — body temperature, roughly 95–100°F (35–38°C). Cold water doesn't dissolve lube residue. Boiling water warps the plastic and damages TPE. The “comfortable on the inside of your wrist” test is the right one. If it's the temperature you'd use to wash your face, it's correct.
How do I clean the pump itself?
Rinse with warm water after each use — pump fresh water through it for 5 seconds to flush the internals. Shake out the tube, store the nozzle in the cover. Once a month: pull the nozzle, run it through the top rack of the dishwasher. The pump body is BPA-free plastic and handles that fine. Don't use bleach. Don't boil it. It's a pump, not a tea kettle.
What's the difference between this and the 3-in-1 Assassin set (OH-OT-135)?
This page is just the pump. The 3-in-1 Assassin set adds the TPE-safe cleaner solution and the drying stick — the two tools that together actually finish the job. Pump rinses, cleaner removes residue, drying stick kills the moisture that kills the TPE. If you own one onahole, this page is enough. If you own anything over $100 or rotate multiple units, get the set. The full ritual is the difference between 6 months and 3 years.
Can I return it if I just… don't want it?
Yes. 100-day no-questions guarantee, opened or unopened, used or unused. Email support, plain-box return label, refund processed when it arrives back. Most shops won't take adult-product returns once opened. ADP does, because the alternative — you stuck with a $19.99 pump you hate — isn't a business model. We've been doing this since 2008. The math works out.
How is this different from the random squirt bottle on Amazon?
Three things: nozzle geometry (360° 9-hole spray vs a single forward stream), volume (300 ml dedicated pump vs whatever a kitchen condiment bottle holds), and build (BPA-free plastic with three swappable body-safe tips vs unknown plastic with a single tip). You're not paying for branding. You're paying for the fact that the canal actually gets cleaned. The Amazon bottle is the prototype. This is the production model.